Kahalachan aka Gary is a total pathetic idiot. He falls in love with random Internet fakes all the time. Gary's first RMB love was a chick named SuperMindy. He spammed the forums with messages of undying love. Fast forward a few months later when SuperMindy is busted as a fake. No big deal, we live and we learn, right?

Wrong. Next, Gary falls madly in love with another chick named JenderBendur. He sends her cash and pays her bills. She's the one, she has to be! But alas, she's busted as a fake.

Fool me twice.

Gary disappears for awhile, years after that one. Why wouldn't he, he was humiliated. A few years pass and Gary returns, ready to give RMB another shot. A super hot girl named Calipygian enters the RMB world. Gary plays poker with her every day and starts to listen to her favorite band. She is so sexy and she's totally into him! Finally, Gary catches a break.

Until Calipygian comes out as a fake....AND A GUY.

WTF